God and I have parted ways over our differing views on apples.
Love them.
He seems determined to take an unhealthy attitude towards fruit.
You can’t expect me to take him seriously after that. I mean… What did apples ever do to him?
Next he’ll be telling me that as a woman I am the source of all sin!
Fruity confessions
Like apples? Check out CupidGoesFishing’s contribution to Project O: http://aopinionatedman.com/2013/09/20/project-o-article-79-vicbriggs-uk-scheduled-for-9-20-1200/comment-page-1/#comment-63809