Christians make better lovers boldly claims an advert for a dating site spied on the underground.
That may be so, but last I checked a test drive wasn’t part of the deal. How does one find out? 😉
Snippets from the Underground series.
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Nice one, Vic! Quite agree with your comment – gobsmacked by the claim!!! xxx
It is very catchy so I suppose it may get more users to the site – that is their aim after all 🙂
PS: Thank you, Alienora, and I hope that all is well or at least on its way to that place of contentment. x
Thanks for the chuckle with coffee 🙂
My pleasure. Happy to oblige. 😉
hilarious.
😀 I thought so too when I first noticed it. There was a couple sitting just under the sign and when I got my camera out they looked a little uncomfortable – I am sure they thought I was about to take a picture of them. Didn’t protest mind, too polite to ask me to desist – British manners through and through. 😉
Ha…ha…ha – This is awesome. I’m going to assume that like with most over-generalizations, they lack the data to back this up.
Possibly, but I suppose it is a matter of faith 😉
Hahaha! That’s hilarious! I think if I had to see that on the underground or any other public transportation I’d find some way to cover it, deface it, or remove it. Lol.
I mean, come on, everyone KNOWS pagans make the best lovers! They’re so freaky and weird and they do crazy things like sacrifice babies! 😉 lmao
I am pretty sure that it would be very difficult to find proof either way 😉
indeed! hahahaha. isn’t that the point?? I do so like a challenge anyway 😉 even if its fundamentally impossible to prove I still might try to prove it on a global scale. *insert evil mwahahahaha*
I would only write something sarcastic here, so I will write nothing.
Understood 🙂
I’m wondering–as in relation to? Based upon? 🙂
Two millenniums of experience? 😉
PS: Just guessing lol
I’m guessing there is no scientific data either.
*gag* 🙂
😉
LoL… The Christian will have to pray for his soul of course. 20 Hail Marys at confession or something I guess… Special dispensation, tip in the plate appreciated! 😉
Special dispensation? Why didn’t I think of that! I’ll go get meself a loverrrr 😉
LoL.
I think your husband might object to that plan. Perhaps not. But I would, haha.
I of course am divorced. Haha. So unemcumbered.
Though I do have an actual monogamous “booty call” since diseases are the scary… LoL. It works for us.
And a twitter crush, a “friends with benefits” and other unrequited crushes. In the online arena, of course.
Don’t judge me! 😉
Haha – would’t dream of it lol In all fairness they do advertise lovers, not husbands 😉
They advertise lovers? Where? Haha…. I knew you were kidding, of course. 😉
Silly statement 😉
I wonder how popular the dating site is 🙂
Sadly – I would imagine – quite popular – WHO does not want a lovely devent girl who is a great shag too 😉
Austin Powers to the rescue! 😉
Indeed 😀
Makes me cringe frankly. For reasons. Such a damn sham (and Shame) 😛
*decent* LMAO!
I’m sorry, I had to laugh at that sign. They have no idea. Love is universal, no matter the faith. And I might be bias, but my beliefs make for spectacular lovers. Hmm, good thing there isn’t a contest, ’cause they might just have to rethink that sign.
I may just have to use that sign in my next novel. I have a character who is a devout Christian and I was trying to figure out how he usually meets women. This might be the answer 😉
That sounds like a great idea, one that Readers could relate to in this modern age of love connections.
Indeed… and it would make for very good contrast to how he meets the protagonist. A little bump in the routine: the apple that is too alluring to leave unbitten 😉
Ah, intriguing. Sounds like a story brewing. I must read it. I’ll keep an ear out.
I have published a snippet of it – of course it is work in progress, but I hope it gives an idea of the sound and feel of the overall novel (I’ve written about 45,000 for it so far, but will return to it once I’ve finished revision on my first novel)
Here is the link, in case you are curious:https://shardsofsilence.wordpress.com/2013/11/12/unfaithful-2/
Hahaha! Don’t quite know where to begin in response; my scathing black humour is kicking in bigtime and I do not wish to offend anyone…
Perhaps signs like these are why I am a bit of a heathen – there is something so terribly smug and virtuous about people who claim to be good Christians (or good anything).
(The font and colour scheme of the graphic is a dead giveaway – quaintly 1950s, where such claims should stay 🙂
lol I did not see the 1950s resemblance until you mentioned it. Thank you for your comment, Lee-Anne 🙂
Yeah. That’s true, Vic.
🙂 Thank you, cocoblaq. Hope your week started well.
It sure did. Thanks for asking.
Glad to hear it and I hope it continues to be a great one 🙂
Hahahaha! I’m glad I came by here.
Christians are not even better persons at times, let alone lovers. 😉
Hello nacrelet, good to see you back. Hope all is well. I was looking for updates of your blog, but you went quiet for a while and I began to worry that all things socio-political went pear-shaped in your part of the world.
It’s been a while, but everything is ok. You should come and see how sometimes they have traditional dances on stage and even have makeshift playground for kids in the protesting area. We couldn’t stay serious for too long.
Yes, there were mysterious bullets flying sometimes, but in general it is pretty safe and most businesses stay open. So don’t worry! 🙂
Very glad to hear that you are safe. Look forward to more of your posts. Thank you for letting me know, nacrelet 🙂
My pleasure! 😀
My mama taught me if I can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all. I guess it makes sense though, that my husband’s one and only marital indiscretion was with a married born-again Christian who was helping him to get sober!
I am sorry to hear about that. It’s a disgrace when people who are in a position of trust, take advantage of their position to break that trust. Cautionary tale – thank you for sharing, Derby.
Hahaha!! Oh,the dichotomy!!
That’s what I thought 😀
Lol…hilarious.
😀 I agree. Certainly secured a smile from me.