God and I have parted ways over our differing views on apples.
He seems determined to take an unhealthy attitude towards fruit.
You can’t expect me to take him seriously after that. I mean… What did apples ever do to him?
Next he’ll be telling me that as a woman I am the source of all sin!
Like apples? Check out CupidGoesFishing’s contribution to Project O: http://aopinionatedman.com/2013/09/20/project-o-article-79-vicbriggs-uk-scheduled-for-9-20-1200/comment-page-1/#comment-63809